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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by accidentally eating my friend's sandwich from Subway Oops, wrong sub."

"What do you call a sapling in the military? An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree? Ah forget it!)"

"Still complaining about the guy with a million followers taking credit for your tweets? Never had a boss have you?"

"Two deer are leaving a gay bar... and one say to the other in disappointment ""man, I can't believe I blew 20 bucks in there"""

"Mum, where do I hang the clothes. The hanging line's gone. Son, just hang them in the gallows. No one would know."

"I was going to make a joke about that bus that rolled over and killed the driver and 9 passengers... But there's no pun in ten dead."

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seat belt."

"Most offensive joke I've ever heard So I was going down on this old lady when I tasted horse semen. So I stopped and said ""Oh grandma, that's how you died"""

"If everyone jumped off the docks I would too. I'm a sucker for pier pressure."

"I just went to see a presentation by a very charismatic frog. He was riveting."