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Joke of the Day

"Opened the bathroom cupboard and a bunch of feminine hygiene products fell out on me. It was a tampede."

"Did you hear about the Mexicans that robbed the train museum? I don't know why they did it but they must have had a pretty 'loco' motive."

"/r/pickle welcomes it's newest ally. It's always good to have clean jokes. I due urge the mods to add us to your sidebar, due to the fact that you are on ours."

"Did you hear about the guy that fell in love with his bag? Turns out he's bi-satchel"

"He who goes forth with a fifth on the Fourth, may not come forth on the fifth!"

"My favorite part of grocery shopping is rushing home to look at the shopping list on my counter to see what I forgot to buy."

"Relax. You are not paranoid. People really do hate you."

"What do you call a teacher that's always late? Mr. Bus (think about it)"

"Water polo was invented After a particularly heated game of ICE Hockey"

"Sean Connery: A Man Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle? When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection."