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Joke of the Day

"I was in the supermarket today and the cashier asked the foreign couple in front of me if they needed help packing their bags Fuck me, we only voted out yesterday give them a chance"

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"Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor? A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard."

"Of course women are funny. Why else would there be so many jokes about them."

"2017 ""Did you just assume my species?"""

"What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children? A PDFile."

"I have a habit of standing naked in the laundry room wondering what to wear. This may have contributed to my immense popularity in college."

"Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december? The specific ocean."

"The only B word you should ever call a woman is beautiful Bitches love being called beautiful"

"Roses are red, violets are blue...valentine's crap is over now don't you have some ironing to do?"