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Joke of the Day

"A Haiku on the Rules of Writing a Haiku Syllable structure: First five, then seven, then 5. Just like this one isn't."

"Not Going To Try This Again"

"So I knew this lady, and even though she was a Prostitute..... She had the Prettiest face I ever came across."

"The funny thing about strippers and fires... The people that are going to show up are the other most experienced people on a pole."

"Two paedophiles are waiting at a bus stop when an 8 year old girl walks past... One says to the other, ""I bet she was a looker in her day."""

"I had the worst day EVER!!! I found a hair in my booger and it totally ruined my booger :("

"Me: Mmm...I love your milky white skin. Him: Ma'am are you registered for this class? Me: Yes Him: Step away from the CPR doll and sit down."

"Why does Santa have a huge sack? Because he only comes once a year."

"My wife said she'd like another baby... ... I agreed, the one we have is fucking annoying!"

"Found The Best 2014 Prank Site Check out this website seriously one of the best websites 2014 filled with all sorts of vines, gags, hidden camera, and pranks for ages...http://superpranktube.com"