132001

Joke of the Day

"Note down the number please. A person was riding on a horse, He Jumped the red light, a cop whistles' person lifts the tail of horse and says, ""Note down the number please."""

"What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life? A trans-ginger"

"A fish swims into a wall Dam"

"Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise... Turns out it was just a Pitbull song on the radio."

"My gf asked me if I'm cumin I said no, 'cause your papwreaksa"

"Dang girl are you a CS map? Cause you're looking DE_licious tonight."

"I don't want a boyfriend. Just someone to call me beautiful, love me right, and fix the clogged drain in my bathtub. Mostly the drain thing."

"I climbed a mountain yesterday Things were looking up until I got to the summit. It was all downhill from there."

"What does a train full of grain's whistle sound like? ""COUS, COUS!!!"""

"What do fat people feel? Hunger mostly..."