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Joke of the Day

"Note down the number please. A person was riding on a horse, He Jumped the red light, a cop whistles' person lifts the tail of horse and says, ""Note down the number please."""

"This is just a quick shout-out to bread bowls, waffle cones and other edible containers. You guys are doing a great job."

"What happened when the lepers played poker? One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently."

"What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt? Lacoste intolerant."

"What is the most expensive type of prostitute? Whoreganic"

"What do David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher chocolates have in common? They both come in a posh box"

"A bar of gold walked into a bar. Unfortunately the barman wasn't having it and shouted ""AU get out of here"""

"I met my wife in an African Languages class We just clicked"

"Doctor, Doctor, I'm addicted to twitter... Sorry, I don't follow you."

"How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. But I don't know how they got in there."