87265
Joke of the Day
"Rohypnol......."
Next Joke
"Some say the quickest way to mans heart is food. As an experienced heart surgeon, I disagree... It's sex."
"So I harvested my tomato today, it's bound to be good considering the $43.29 I invested to plant it."
"I'm not sexist because being sexist is wrong, and being wrong is for women."
"Let's ask the Ouija board a question. Is my wife's meatloaf good? *pointer moves to NO* You see, Debra? No I did not move it myself"
"My Father was never proud of me One day he asked me, ""how old are you."" I said, ""I'm five"" he said,""when I was your age, I was six"""
"What did the thirsty Spanish pirate say? I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!"
"THAT'S NOT FUNNY, THAT'S SICK! A clown and a little boy are walking through the woods. The boy says ""it sure is dark and scary here"". The clown says ""how do you think I feel? I'm coming back alone""."
"What's another name for an assistant stable cleaner? A co-pile-it!"
"""Meh-eh-eh. Meh-eh-eh"" - Apathetic goat."