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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an edible ion? An onion"
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"What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth? Gladiator"
"I went to an adrenaline junkie camping retreat. It was in tents."
"Wife: ""Did you know that some idiot paid $96,000 for Princess Leia's gold bikini?"" Me: [nervously tightening my robe] ""Who would do that?"""
"What is the best spanish joke you've ever heard? I couldnt find the spanish section of reddit"
"My longest relationship was when an Uber driver took me all the way to the airport once."
"What is Obama's least favorite Christmas Carol? Let It Snowden."
"A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, Is this a joke?"
"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Bolt can finish a race."
"I remember staying up all night waiting for Santa to come When he was done he'd pull up his pants and say ""See ya next year kid"""