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Joke of the Day

"What is the best spanish joke you've ever heard? I couldnt find the spanish section of reddit"

"Pixar says Toy Story 4 is about Hamm, the piggy bank, being turned upside down as executives try to shake every dime out of the franchise."

"What's the difference between you and a naked ringneck? One's a plucked pheasant, and I don't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore."

"Why does Bono never get any mail? He lives on a street with no name."

"Adrian Peterson regrets leaving marks on his son after the spanking... ... and that's the bottom line."

"Justin Bieber? Why would someone call their daughter Justin?"

"I applied for a job with the Brittle Bone Society. I don't have any experience, but I'm prepared to give it a crack."

"Jesus: Those were the times when I carried you son Me: And when the vending machine ate my dollar? Jesus: That time you bought me a Snickers"

"Is a lightsaber's blade hot or cold? Neither. Its warm. *picks up lightsaber *warm warm warm*"

"Instead of yelling at jerk who cuts u off in traffic just chuck a realistic rubber snake in their window & yell ""have at him Damian!"""