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Joke of the Day

"I'm gonna insert ""comedian"" in my bio and have my picture taken on a stage with a microphone in my hand so no one will follow me back."

"A mean mathematician is just an average guy."

"Did you hear about the man who choked on an issue of The Guardian after learning about his brothers passing? He found the news hard to swallow."

"What did you hear about the tree who was in love? He pined everyday."

"How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They gave her a basketball."

"Irish Pooing Competition So I entered an Irish pooing competition the other day. I came Turd."

"nothing is more unattractive than insecurity unless that doesnt sound right haha i mean whatever you guys think"

"My weird paranoid neighbor, shreds all her mail and closes all the shades. But never locks her basement window."

"""i used to live in india, now I live in indiana"" ""is there a difference?"" ""na"""

"What do you call a nun in space? Virgin Galactic"