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Joke of the Day
"What is Obama's least favorite Christmas Carol? Let It Snowden."
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"Arthur Miller underratedly sucked at naming characters. ""Biff""?? ""Happy""?? Dude, take five more minutes."
"What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...? Turkey"
"I posed naked for a magazine today Although from the reaction I got, I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money"
"A liar, a murderer, and a thief walk into a bar. The bartender asks, ""what will it be, Mrs. Clinton?"""
"What if Hitler killed all the Jews The Fine brothers wouldnt exist. Thats all I wanted to say."
"Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4? They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions."
"TIL that saying sushi instead of so shitty makes you smile. that is all. no need to click this. If you are reading this you clicked the link, and you are sushi."
"Giraffes born in American Zoos are Giraffrican Americans"
"What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it? A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?"