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Joke of the Day

"A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, Is this a joke?"

"What's the difference between a pianist and a penis? One tickles the ivories and one tickles the ovaries."

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"They should make the female swimmers wear a tube top & thong then maybe I'd finish before they did."

"That guy is so poor... ... that he has to fuck his own wife."

"I'm a fighter not a lover I'd rather beat guys off than love them"

"You know, gas prices really aren't that bad when you consider that you're essentially buying dinosaurs in liquid form."

"Why aren't anal sex jokes funny? Because they tend to be inside jokes."

"5yo: if superman & batman had a big fight, superman could throw him into space where he'd suffocate'. I'm raising a problem solver you guys."

"(Date) ME: Watch this *ties cherry stem with tongue* HER: *giggles* 1-UP WALLY: *places Rubik's cube in mouth and pulls it out solved*"