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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection? Gingerbread"
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"What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? Not going to prison for murder."
"According to my neighbor's rooster, it's 5am now. Also according to my neighbor's rooster, we're having fried chicken for dinner tomorrow."
"I'm sleeping in this morning. Bladder: MUHAHAHAHA!!"
"I thought eyelashes were meant to keep stuff out of my eye, but half the time if theres anything in my eye its a damn eyelash."
"Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? I dunno, they just seem a bit shady."
"i got a Rolex for my birthday from my lesbian friends. I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch."
"What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country"
"You were a still born baby.. Mother didn't want you but you were still born."
"The very first thing you learn in life is how to think outside the box."