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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection? Gingerbread"

"Jesus has seen me naked and that's why he made me funny."

"What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example? A roe model."

"A cop stopped me & asked ""do you know why I followed you"" so I said ""cause my tweets are funny"" & we laughed & high-fived & I'm in jail."

"I thought burying my wurst for a few days would improve its attitude, but it just became a spoiled brat. I'm sorry. That was completely terrible. I shouldn't have wasted your time."

"What is the best anti-joke you know? Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember."

"What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito? Human beans"

"Steve Jobs isn't really dead The nurses are just holding him the wrong way [Source](http://sickipedia.org/joke/view/1108293)"

"Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she threw away all the w's!"

"I only drink a little, but when I do, I turn into another person... ...and that person drinks a lot."