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Joke of the Day

"Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she threw away all the w's!"

"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk."

"What was Jean-Paul Sartre's favorite art form? Exi-stencilism"

"Did ya hear about the guy who got his hand caught in the printing press? He's in all the papers. ...Ba-dum bum"

"Half the time, I just want to respond to an ELI5 thread with ""I'll tell you when you're older."""

"Where does Vladimir keep his shit? In a Putin"

"What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library? Pages from *Reader's Digest*"

"My friend started jogging so he'd live longer. He got hit by a bus and died the next day."

"I'm in an ""open relationship"" with eating healthy."

"How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad? They're wearing a SOMBERERO"