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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker, and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits"

"A study shows women are more interested in how a penis looks than in how big it is ... As long as it looks big."

"I hear my local school wants to introduce massage classes to help combat stress but there's been a lot of opposition from parents' groups. Apparently, it's a very touchy subject."

"The New York Knicks"

"Facetious. Because I like to use all vowels, in order."

"Star Wars Episode VII-XI Titles Revealed Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Waits Five More Minutes Star Wars Episode XI: The Force Is Late For Work"

"why do elephants paint their toe nails red? to hide in cherry trees. have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree? works doesn't it"

"My parenting book would be just a series of ""Shhh"" with different lengths and punctuation for various occasions."

"How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted? He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own."

"I love the smell of my F5 key... It's just so refreshing!"