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Joke of the Day
"Jesus has seen me naked and that's why he made me funny."
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"Ignorance is bliss, and rampant."
"""Sugar"" is the only word in the English language where ""su-"" makes a ""sh"" sound. At least, I'm pretty sure..."
"NSFW What's the difference between sex and lunch? Depends on where you put the cucumber. Worked in a fruit and veg shop, guy stopped me packing cucumbers to tell me that."
"My friend says he has a job putting down sick cats. Can't believe he gets paid to slay mad pussy"
"Problems I've got 99 problems and they're all first world."
"There once was a frenchman Yvon was his name, exploring the world he dreamed was his fame, but... He's fucking retarded."
"How do you turn an Indian woman on? Press the red button."
"Complementing a mustache should be a good thing I don't know why she took it as an insult. Edit: *compliment. I knew something seemed weird"
"Will I have an open casket at my funeral? Remains to be seen."