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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did one angel say to the other? A: ""Halo."""
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"The best advice my parents ever gave me was not to push too hard because that's how Elvis died."
"Here is my period story Period. End of story."
"What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder? No whey!"
"Realtor: This house here comes with a playroom Wife: Oh, the kids will love that! Realtor: It's not that kind of playroom Husband: Nice"
"My girlfriend asked if she would be able to make a living by being a stripper... I told her it was probably a bit too risque."
"In Soviet Russia, no one make comments on r/jokes Because in Soviet Russia, real comment is always in joke"
"""Look at me! I'm a ninja!"" - 4yo not getting the whole ninja concept yet."
"One time I swallowed an entire box of Alphabits whole and the only thing I pooped out was the lyrics to a Nicki Minaj song"
"""I still haven't met his Father, but I'm not worried. Parents love me."" - Jesus' gay friend"