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Joke of the Day

"""I still haven't met his Father, but I'm not worried. Parents love me."" - Jesus' gay friend"

"What does a vegan zombie eat? GGGRRRAAAIIINNNSSS!!!"

"Why was the surfer such a bad cook? All he could handle was the microwave"

"If you`re not going to help me break into my ex`s house to delete the hysterical message i left on his answerphone,then you`re not my friend"

"My neighborhood is so politically correct... ...they consider it a hate crime to misspell vinegar."

"A Black Couple Are Having Sex Black guy: Who's yo daddy? Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same lol"

"What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store? Looking for the tight seal"

"My grandpa dropped this one on me over the phone. I'll see you in church, make sure you sit by the window."

"Did you hear about the kayaker that hit a submerged couch during the Rio Olympics? It was a fabricated story."

"Your Mom is like Planet 9... very distant from the sun"