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Joke of the Day

"In Soviet Russia, no one make comments on r/jokes Because in Soviet Russia, real comment is always in joke"

"""First off I want to wish my opponent the best of luck and oh god. OH GOD NO"" - presidential candidate accidentally using their 3rd wish"

"Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country? To study abroad."

"What did Donald Trump say to Obama at the White House? You're fired!"

"I wanted to invest in Lumber Liquidators... But wood stock hasn't been viable sincs the 60s."

"What is a oreo? 2 gang members smashing a white boys face."

"What did the 40 yr old bassoonist tell the proctologist? You need to examine my butt soon."

"My girlfriend wants me to talk dirty during sex, but I feel weird swearing at a 12 year old."

"Be careful when you buy stuff from Ebay . My friend ordered a penis enlarger from ebay. Those bitches sent him a magnifying glass :P"

"When I was in 3rd grade my teacher smoking in the classroom told us not to tell well I'm telling you now"