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Joke of the Day

"""Look at me! I'm a ninja!"" - 4yo not getting the whole ninja concept yet."

"Pro tip: Instead of having kids, just adopt a couple raccoons. They'll trash your house too, but at least they can feed themselves."

"I hope you're not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesn't get any exercise. Oh no miss I often sit around watching TV and not getting exercise either."

"If I ever met a Space Alien, I'd resist shaking its extended appendage, not knowing for sure the details of alien anatomy."

"sorry 4 rant, I heard a guy say ""millennials all do fake social media jobs""& was like buddy ur postgrad data entry gig is done by robots now"

"Today my math teacher taught us how to square root -1 It was unreal"

"What's the best part about a Fight Club joke? The punchline."

"I couldn't afford Vokswagen Thus, Auto."

"How do you call a sad coffee? A depresso... get it?"

"Accidentally connected my Fitbit account to Facebook and now everyone knows I only walked 13 steps yesterday."