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Joke of the Day
"I'm not on the Atkins Diet. I'm on the Rowan Atkinson Diet... It's all BEANS!!"
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"*gingerly maneuvers the garbage can back into place between a stack of crown molding we'll never use and your antique pesticide collection*"
"A Clown held the door open for me today It was a nice jester"
"I once dumped a cross eyed girl. I thought she was seeing someone else%3ss eyed girl. I thought she was seeing someone else"
"What month was King Kong born in? Ape-ril"
"Dark comedy is like food. Not everyone gets it."
"I hate recursion, irony, and the Oxford Comma."
"What do Penises and Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get"
"Coworker: How are you doing this morning? Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you?"
"Why did the frog jump under the lawn mower? He wanted to Kermit suicide."