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Joke of the Day
"What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder? No whey!"
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"If I was a DJ... I'd wanna be called JD Dyslexic."
"Love sucks..... but true love swallows"
"Now that I'm an overweight, nearly middle aged man, I'm considering bulimia more and more But I don't have the stomach for it."
"Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him!!!"
"Text to wife: ""Would you bring me my "" and my phone suggests ""girlfriend."" My phone is trying to kill me."
"Ellen Pao couldn't become a Miss America, so instead she became a Miss Ogynist."
"I often wish I could go back to a simpler time when I wasn't so nostalgic."
"What did terrorist say to my friend Jack? Hi Jack!"
"Why do Mexicans always have red eyes after sex? Pepperspray..."