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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off. D:"

"Why did the bad comedian visit the dominatrix? Because he was a sucker for Pun-ishment."

"Tough break for cows. They're filled with delicious meat and covered in leather. How are we supposed to not kill them?"

"TIL if you type your password for all to see it gets censored. Look: 1337Penis Edit: GOD DANG IT"

"How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb."

"You know what else is crazy? *googles synonyms for crazy*"

"Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen? Because he is always recycling"

"How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce ""Unionize""."

"* Dalai Lama goes on killing spree after listening to my coworker eat soup *"

"I used to be called the mushroom in high school Because I was a real fungi. (Don't hate me)"