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Joke of the Day

"Michelle Obama & Melania Trump meeting: *shaking hands* Michelle: Hi, I'm Michelle. Melania: Hi, I'm Michelle."

"[2019 USA] ""Where are you from?"" -Trumpsylvania, how about you? ""North Trumpkota"""

"Did you hear about the fire at the bakery? No one was hurt but business is toast."

"""You're stepping on all the cracks, but you don't have to worry about it because your mother's dead"" - my seven-year-old to me this morning"

"I found out my vacation to Greece is tax deductible Apparently it falls under charity work"

"What's Michigan's favorite beer? PbR"

"Did you hear about the Italian Chef with terminal cancer? He pastaway."

"What's it called when an oil rig makes an inappropriate joke? Crude humor."

"The first person who pulled an egg out from under a chicken's ass and ate it must have been really fucking hungry."

"I tried to make a robot that ate watches... but it was too time-consuming."