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Joke of the Day
"My wife has eczema on her Boobs. She has a cracking pear of Tits."
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"You and I are like ass cheeks... we're still together after all the shit that's gone between us."
"Most of being a parent means saying ""Great!!"" when your kid insists you watch him perform an unidentifiable skill."
"It's not God I dislike, He's cool. it's certain members of his fanclub that rub me the wrong way."
"If I ever make a list of dumb things I have done my ex would be right on top."
"4/10 Teachers in the UK 'assaulted by pupils' This is terrible... Go for us in assemblies, we're all grouped up. You can't miss!"
"What do you call someone who tells too many lame dinosaur jokes? I dino-bore! . I'm sorry."
"Yea, let's do that Old bull and young bull are enjoying a snack atop of hill one morning, and the young bull shouts 'let's run down there and fuck all these heifers!' Old bull replies ' let's walk'"
"[OC] Did you hear the political interview in regards to homosexuality? It was hard to get a straight answer."
"""500 Days of Summer"" was pretty good for a movie I was expecting to be about global warming."