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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cosi ! Cosi who ? Cosi has to !"
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"This guy called me ""mindless"". I didn't think much of it."
"Last night I asked my wife for a 68 ... She said: What that ? I said: You go down on me and I owe you one."
"The devil asked his resident weatherman what the forecast was for the week ahead... ""Hail, Satan"""
"Q: What's gray and comes in pints? A: An elephant."
"I wanted the day off work today so I phoned my boss to tell him I was sick... He said ""You don't sound sick."" I said ""I'm fucking my sister, is that sick enough for you?"" Well... I got the day off."
"Whats the difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball? You cant fit a prostitute in a bowling ball"