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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Fish 24:7"

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Only Juan."

"9/10 people believe that... Out of every 10 people, 1 person will always disagree with the other 9. -Colin Mochrie"

"i lost my weed in my room does anyone have a drug sniffer dog that can keep a secret"

"One time an electrician came home drunk at four o'clock in the morning. ""Wire you insulate?"" his wife scolded. ""Watts it to you?"" he snapped. ""I'm ohm, ain't I?"""

"Which is better Pirate Bay or Pirate Bae? Pirate Bae, because it never goes down."

"Yesterday, I got so depressed.. ..I spent entire day listening to Celine Dion records. . . Or that's what I thought until I realised my cat had fallen in to the dryer."

"Can Walmart be a feeling? I think that's how I feel today."

"""You will not marry him! He is not of our kind!"" But we're in love! ""It is forbidden!"" *whale elopes with submarine*"

"*man choking* Is there a doc in the house? *Dr Pepper rises* *searches man's pockets* Hey ur no doctor! *moustache falls off* *it's Mr Pibb*"