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Joke of the Day
"Me: I've been constipated for 2 months. Friend: No shit?"
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"What food do vampires hate? Steaks."
"Highways are a lot like toilets... It only takes a couple big shits to back everything up."
"I broke into and robbed a large shop in Ireland last week. I nearly got caught, the police had covered all the exits, so I escaped through the entrance."
"Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one."
"YOU MUST ENJOY THIS FOOD! It's a required taste."
"Have you tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they"
"What if gravity...was invented by the vacuum industry so there was always shit on the floor to clean up. Just hear me out tho."
"How come Smokey the Bear doesn't have any children? Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel."
"We have to operate now if the cancer spreads anymore you won't be able to tell the difference between people & food ""Are you nuts?"" Dear God"