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Joke of the Day
"A baby is like a bee farm I don't have one, but if I did, I would stay the fuck away from it."
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"Where does Finn buy groceries (Star Wars FE Spoilers) Traitor Joes."
"Arguing with your parents is like trying to explain how to download music from iTunes to a plant."
"Thanks Autocorrect, I did want to bang her braids out."
"What did the Italian historian ask when he saw the original copies of one of the tragedian's greatest plays? Euripides?"
"What do you call a prostitute playing bingo? A bing-hoe."
"One man gave his life, so you could have everything you ever wanted, and his name was JOHN CENA "
"Do you guys wanna hear a joke about a pizza? Naw i dont wanna tell it cause it kind of cheesy....sorry dadjokes"
"After starting on August 15th, 2004, Julia Roberts just finished brushing her teeth a few hours ago."
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick. My dad used to tell me this all the time when I was little. Still makes me chuckle to this day."