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Joke of the Day

"After starting on August 15th, 2004, Julia Roberts just finished brushing her teeth a few hours ago."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't fucking know. Chickens don't even know what roads are he probably thought it was a field."

"What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall? Art."

"Don't trust the atoms... They make up everything."

"What is the dogs favourite city ? New Yorkie !"

"I was reading in the paper today... about this dwarf that got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?"

"Your mama is so black that she left fingerprints on charcoal"

"What did the Scientologist play on his Wii? Xenublade"

"SACAJAWEA WAS THE ORIGINAL GOOGLE MAPS"

"Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop? He was making a racket."