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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick. My dad used to tell me this all the time when I was little. Still makes me chuckle to this day."

"Christmas these days is a lot like having sex The build up is great but when it finally comes, I regret spending all that money."

"If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then... ... you dilly dally in the Dalai's deli daily."

"Did you ever hear about the Mexican born with two wieners. He named them Jose and hose b"

"I like my women like a like my coffee I dont like coffee"

"Two fish are in a tank, what does one fish say to the other? How do you drive this thing?!"

"Alan Rickman has passed away. He was going through a bad spell."

"How do you get to East Berlin Take the third right"

"Did you hear about that one statistician? Probably."

"I have a confession to make: I masturbate in the shower. It feels good to come clean."