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Joke of the Day

"What did the Italian historian ask when he saw the original copies of one of the tragedian's greatest plays? Euripides?"

"Why did everyone love the mushroom at the party? He was a fungi."

"Why did the horny girl go to Subway? For a $5 footlong."

"What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? His desk is level"

"A hindu murderer was diagnosed with cancer He had murdered 7 children and knew he was going to be reincarnated as a moth due to bad karma. So he reposted old jokes on reddit"

"What do you call having sex with someone with herpes? *A bumpy ride*"

"What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires? He shrugged and said, ""I've got asparagus."""

"[1st day as criminal sketch artist] Victim: He was blonde had blue eyes, he was about 6ft t.... Me: I'm gonna need a longer sheet of paper"

"My penis Oh, there must be a mistake... ...this post wasn't flagged as long."

"I hate tacos! Said no Juan ever."