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Joke of the Day
"Arguing with your parents is like trying to explain how to download music from iTunes to a plant."
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"once you use mac you never go back. there's literally no escape"
"If you order a salad in Texas, you get a bowl of ranch dressing with a chunk of iceberg lettuce, 89 croutons & a chicken fried steak on top."
"So I bought a new boomerang today, the problem is, I can't seem to throw away my old one."
"You know you're getting old when you fall down and wonder what else you can do while you're down there."
"just saw a church sign that says, ""santa claus never died for anyone."" and i'm like, ""okay well jesus never brought me a barbie dreamhouse."""
"What is the square root of 69? Eight something."
"A black man asks a white man where the colored printer is. The white man smiles and says, ""My friend, in this day and age, you can use any printer."""
"Nigger went to a shop Then he got aids and died"
"I'm never more irritated by fashion than when I'm trying to stuff something in a fake pocket!"