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Joke of the Day

"One man gave his life, so you could have everything you ever wanted, and his name was JOHN CENA "

"Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado? Because the steaks are too high."

"I'm here for whatever you need me to do from the couch."

"Before Wallmart existed you had to buy a ticket to see the circus."

"7/11 was a part time job"

"I think the main issue with 'The Hunger Games' is that while her life is at stake, boy problems are still presented as legitimate threats."

"Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns? Because they always take things literally."

"What do GTA and the third Reich have in common? If you have a star, you are getting chased."

"Immigrants Illegal immigration is not a new problem. Native Americans used to call it ""White People"""

"Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq? Because there are too many targets."