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Joke of the Day
"One man gave his life, so you could have everything you ever wanted, and his name was JOHN CENA "
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"I saw the add on page one. I dont have a reason to stand for cancer. But I do have a reason to sit for diabetes."
"Magician walking down the street A magician is walking down a street, he then turns into a grocery store."
"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the shit out of the dog."
"What does a fat ballerina wear? A three-three"
"Why are periods called ""Aunt Flo""? Because for 3-5 days, it's a PROGRESSIVE pain in the ass."
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"I heard Reese's is doing a monkey shaped chocolate bar now.. It's called a Reese's Macaque."