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"What is Bing's most searched word ? Chrome"
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"Went into a massage parlor & asked for the happy ending, now I'm tucked into bed with a Korean woman reading me Cinderella."
"What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest? Someone's losing their trailer"
"""Let's sleep in when we can't sleep in, and not sleep in when we can sleep in"" - children"
"I think Diane knows I was her Secret Santa at this morning's office party, because this afternoon I had to borrow my stapler back from her."
"Thanks for being here right on time. We'll see you in a few hours. - Doctors"
"Ethnic cleansing Is that what Michael Jackson did?"
"Are you still looking for a job? I hear they're hiring at the zoo circumcising elephants. The pay is small, but the tips are big!"
"NSFW: Sperm 1: God I'm getting tired! How long 'til we reach the fallopian tubes? Sperm 2: Still a long way to go..........We've only passed the tonsils."
"[vet school] ME: Welcome, students. Hope you brought textbooks because- [spins cat on finger like basketball] -I have no idea what I'm doing"