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Joke of the Day
"Ethnic cleansing Is that what Michael Jackson did?"
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"ME: Ugh hate summer when bees are flying everywhere BEE [angrily undoing seatbelt on plane] I'm gonna sting him BEE WIFE:Just leave it David"
"*stands on a curb next to a stranger* What if i was this tall"
"Astrology Fact of the Day (Aquarius) Aquarius, with an extra M becomes aquariums."
"My friend lost his toes in a car accident, so I punched him in the face I'm lack toes intolerant"
"A quantum physicist gets pulled over. The police officer asks ""Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?"" The quantum physicist responds ""No, but I know exactly where I am."""
"I just saw a squirrel dragging a wine bottle bag up a tree. I think I found my spirit animal."
"What do you call a Native American girl that is really good with directions? A Navajo."
"What goes ""oh oh oh""? Santa walking backwards."
"How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, except she scissors it in."