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Joke of the Day
"What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest? Someone's losing their trailer"
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"What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a set of drums."
"I do this amazing trick where I can erase every restaurant from your memory. Ready? Ok, here goes... ""Where should we go for dinner?"""
"What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ? A Freudian Sleep."
"I asked my Sushi Chef what his favorite roll was. . he said payroll."
"What' the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can finish a race"
"Have you heard about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods... ...?"
"What do you call a midget psychic that escapes from prison? A small medium at large"
"Pro tip: most pro tips are given by amateurs."
"How many Amish guys does it take it satisfy an Amish whore? Two men-a-night!"