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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 20 seconds."

"What does a vampire drink while on a diet? Blood Light."

"Lebron's life is like one big compass... He went South, His hairline went North, his dad went East and his mom went Delonte West."

"Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? The one with the biggest head."

"Doctors say 1 in 6 men suffer from premature ejaculation. I say it's the women who suffer."

"If vampires like the taste of blood so much they should floss."

"I wrote a song about a coal digger having sex with a 15 year old. I call it 'A Miner in a Minor' in A minor."

"Yo, Hillary, I'm really happy for you, and I'ma let you finish... ...but the World Trade Centre had one of the best collapses of all time! One of the best collapses of all time!"

"If a girl has magnetic personality and still She can't attract the desired boy. Then that means the boy has iron deficiency."

"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? ... Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?"