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Joke of the Day
"Doctors say 1 in 6 men suffer from premature ejaculation. I say it's the women who suffer."
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"Putting on a clean pair of underwear everyday is a great way to have seven pair on by the end of the week."
"If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what's outside of it? K9P"
"Blowdryer Incident Bob's wife caught him blow-drying his pecker this morning and asked him what the hell he was doing? Apparently, ""heating up your breakfast"" was not the right answer!"
"I'm not saying I've got a girl crush on you, I'm just saying lesbiadorable together."
"An undertaker and a snake If an undertaker and a snake got married, what would there towels say? Hissss and Hearse"
"Keep honking. I'm reloading."
"What do you call a guy who plays Fallout? A Fall Out Boy."
"I hate it when a bar of soap gets visibly dirty. I want to clean it, but down that road lies madness."
"What kind of newspaper do cows read? The Moo York Times"