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Joke of the Day

"What does a vampire drink while on a diet? Blood Light."

"Knock Knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? I though you'd never forget."

"Why cant a woman be the goalie for hockey? 3 periods 2 pads."

"What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife? I don't know."

"Have you heard the joke about the bed? No. It hasn't been made up yet!"

"Werewolves are notoriously hard to find... Otherwise they'd be known as Therewolves."

"Co-Worker: You say apparently a lot. Me: Yes, I know. CW: It really bothers me. M: Apparently so. CW: You don't care. M: Apparently not."

"Can I ask you a self-referential question?"

"What's the difference between Obama and Osama? O(b-s)ma^2"

"My first time having sex was just like my first time riding a bike My dad was holding me from behind."