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Joke of the Day

"If a girl has magnetic personality and still She can't attract the desired boy. Then that means the boy has iron deficiency."

"What's the difference between eating pussy and smoking a cigarette? The taste changes the closer you get to the butt. *what do they have in common. soz about that"

"Did you hear about the solider that survived a mustard gas attack and a pepper spray attack? He's now a seasoned veteran."

"Arianna Huffington said Donald Trump is not getting enough sleep, so why isn't he getting enough sleep? Apparently not having enough **Melania**tonin at night!"

"Why did Jesus get a ticket? He tried to skip the Cross walk."

"Ah Toronto, the only city where the leaves fall in autumn... ...and the Leafs fall in the spring"

"Female Viagra has been around for years It's called money."

"TLC Touching Little Children"

"The size of penis doesn't correlate to the number of sex one will have Proof: the two largest populations in this world: China and India."

"Told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on too high she looked surprised."