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Joke of the Day

"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? ... Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?"

"What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a boner? I don't have a Lamborghini right now"

"There has been a multiple thefts of rubber bands in our office... I guess you can say we have a Rubber Bandit"

"Why don't lobsters share? They're shellfish."

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it"

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car Robin"

"FYI: The .gif file format is pronounced ""jiff"" I know because I joogled it."

"You know, Microsoft, if you had called it Bang instead of Bing, you'd have destroyed Google. Example: I just Banged Catherine Zeta Jones."

"Perry was busy building a defensive palisade around the Musketeer compound, but it was leaning over badly. Suddenly Porthos spots the enemy and yells 'Attack! Perry, REPOST!'"

"A selfie stick is very useful..... .. as a prod to keep people out of your personal space."