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Joke of the Day

"Yo, Hillary, I'm really happy for you, and I'ma let you finish... ...but the World Trade Centre had one of the best collapses of all time! One of the best collapses of all time!"

"What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist bastard."

"I need some white people jokes. I was talking with some guys at work and came to find that we are all disappointed at the lack of white people joke we know, so let hear what you've got."

"What is Mary short for? She ain't got no legs!"

"When I see JUST MARRIED I like to think it means 'only married' like there are higher types of commitment but they just settled for marriage"

"Your momma's so fat... she's always #1 in agar.io."

"My review of your face: Good, quality face. Would look again"

"What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits."

"Why did the gay guy cross the road? I'll let you know when I get to the other side."

"how to know if a thin girl is anorexic? she posts her nudes in bbw subreddits."