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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear? By the dandruff on her shoes."

"What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep? Lamb Gogh"

"My girlfriend asked me if we could try fitness... I replied, ""fitness? How about we try fitness dick in your ass."""

"Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States? Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings."

"Saw my neighbor in a peeing contest with his dog on his porch. My mum said there'd be days like this but she never said there'd be so many."

"What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts? Your ghostliness."

"Mom: Why don't you talk to your friend Richard anymore? You used to be best friends. Son: I don't know mom, he's kinda a dick."

"I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. I thought He's trying to pull a fast one."

"Who would you like for president in 2020? Anyone who doesn't have poor visions."

"*Hunts and Kills Winnie the Pooh *Hunts and Kills Pepe Le Pew *Cooks both in stew *Serves Pooh Pew Platter"