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Joke of the Day
"Who would you like for president in 2020? Anyone who doesn't have poor visions."
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"Have you heard of the artist Jackson Polyp? He could only paint with splatters and he hung out with some real assholes."
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"HOW DO WELSH PEOPLE EAT CHEESE? CAERPHILLY"
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"My phone can hold 5000 songs or 1 voicemail from my mom"
"Knock knock Who's there? Abby. Abby who. A bee has stolen my wallet. (I will show my self out)"
"R/jokes Reddit posters are cleaning the earth They are very good at recycling"
"Helen Keller walks into a bar Then into a chair Then into a table"