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Joke of the Day

"Just as bugs are drawn to bright lights, so are my toes drawn inexplicably to hard objects."

"Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? A: Still no ideer"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? Pizzas smell good in the oven"

"If we have an Idaho, why don't we have an Idapimp? Rimshot.mp3"

"I don't have a friend called Louise. If I did I would always be saying ""Jeez Louise"" to her. Then I wouldn't have a friend called Louise."

"take me down to the paranoid city where the grass is hidden cameras and the girls are all talking about me."

"If kryptonite is Superman's only weakness, what is Supperman's only weakness? Leftovernite"

"So a man was reported as having a gun turned out to be an umbrella He was armed and while the umbrella was open rather shady"

"What' the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can finish a race"

"My doctor sang this to me at my birthday ""Happy birthday to you. You live in a zoo. You have terminal cancer. Your family'll miss you"""