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Joke of the Day

"DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO? I do take the lift sir."

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because she was a cunt."

"Did you know they're killing off a main character in my little pony? There's no more apple jack."

"I've got a ""bun"" (baby) in the ""oven"" (oven)"

"Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW? Cause he been solo."

"What do you call a potato that looks like a penis? A dictator."

"Dad Dinosaur: Look son a shooting star make a wish! Angsty Teen Dinosaur: I wish it would hit us and kill us all."

"What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world? You mean across?"

"What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ? Light ale !"

"What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue? I knew you'd get stuck."