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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ? Light ale !"
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"When a squirrel runs on the road then turns around quickly is it because he thinks he left his little squirrel iron on?"
"What kind of dog can you best see in the dark? A glowberman pinscher!"
"All of my tattoos mean something. For example, the Chumbawamba lyrics on my rib cage mean I don't drink tequila anymore."
"Imagine dressing up as Hitler for Halloween in Israel."
"What do you call a stolen Tesla? An Edison."
"[bedroom] Her: omg don't stop Me: what was that? Her: *sighs* Simon says don't stop"
"Jared's favorite dressing on his Subway sandwich is Neverland Ranch. I'm sorry."
"Remember when you were a kid and you used to blow bubbles? He said hi..."
"Women can split open our bodies & chuck living human beings out of our midsections so how about you go ahead & pay us as much as men."