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Joke of the Day
"Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW? Cause he been solo."
Next Joke
"Do you like tapes and CDs? Cuz I'm about to tape my dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts"
"I imagine the hardest part of becoming a supervillain is getting your doctorate."
"I was researching the Jackson family tree. I got back as far as the civil war and then I hit a stone wall."
"What's the difference between oral and anal sex? One makes your day, the other makes your hole weak."
"What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? RAWR!"
"Me: I hope you pee your pants, teach you not to hold it in! My daughter: You shouldn't wish for that..you're the one that does the laundry!"
"Donald Trump and I agree on one thing. We both would like to bang his daughter."
"He said he would call me at 5pm but didn't until 5.03pm. His lies will tear our relationship apart"
"Did you know Helen Keller had a swing in her backyard? Neither did she."