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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue? I knew you'd get stuck."

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"""Man I hate tacos!"" Said no Juan ever."
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