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Joke of the Day
"I've got a ""bun"" (baby) in the ""oven"" (oven)"
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"My coworkers are fucking retarded children. Surely thats illegal."
"Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die."
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"Knock Knock! Who's there... No one because you have no friends."
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot"
"Hell yeah I want your website to play music without warning or a mute button!"